Since I am a snow lover, and I live where it snows, and it is starting to snow right now. I thought I would share with you a few witicisms about snowmen.
It’s embarrassing when you can’t look down and see your feet.
It’s okay if you’re a little bottom heavy.
I made a snowman round and fat,
And on his head I put a hat,
He sat out in the sun all day,
And slowly melted all away,
But I can tell just where he sat,
Because he didn’t take his hat.
Free Snowmen. Some assembly required.
Snowmen fall from heaven… unassembled.
A snowman is the perfect man. He’s very well-rounded and comes with his own broom.
Snowmen keep a cool head!
It takes a few extra rolls to make a good midsection.
There’s no man like a snowman.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What do you call a snowman on roller blades?
What does a Snowman take when he gets sick?
A chill pill!
What’s a snowman’s favourite Mexican food?
Where do snowmen keep their money?
In a “Snow”-bank!